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Jokes

Postby Romani on Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:04 am

Post them here.



Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned.
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Postby Jalisa on Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:13 am

Q. Why was the skelleton afraid to go into the haunted house?
A. Because he didn't have the guts.
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Postby Caia on Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:58 am

A man looked over his fence to see the little girl next door crying and filling in a large hole that she had dug in the ground. "What are you doing?" asked the man.

"My goldfish died," sniffled the girl, "and I'm buying him in our backyard."

"Sorry to hear that," said the man. "But why do you need such a big hole for a little fish?"

"Because he's inside your stupid cat!"
On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
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